Karen The Horse

First of all, Happy New Year to all my loyal Karen readers! It’s been a big few weeks for me. New Year’s was great! I got to meet a ton of new people and I will be putting some pictures up there soon.

If you were there and want your picture on Karen the Horse, please email me (karen[at]karenthehorse.com) Just cause I have hooves doesn’t mean I won’t respond.

Second, Happy birthday to me! That’s right guys, Karen T. Horse had her 1st real birthday December 30th. So….where are my presents?

Third, I am going to be getting back into things here now that my head is back on and I have events to go to. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I had an accident and I was injured pretty bad. I am doing okay now and will continue to be the best darn horse I can be.

I will be in Foxboro this weekend for the AFC championship game so I hope to make some new friends and have a grand old time.

Lastly, I haven’t done my fan of the week in a while so I thought I would start today with two lovely ladies from my NYE party. Thanks for hanging out with me girls!

This past month I have been MIA I know. KarentheHorse.com has been a bust this month and I thank all of our loyal readers who continually come back here to see what I am up to.

Monday I will be in Boston for New Years Eve and it is promised to be a good time. I hope you all had a Merry Christmas and you have an even better New Year! Look for pics next week…

HAPPY HORSIDAYS!

After a little break and a few death threats I am back…After Christmas and New Year’s I will have a bunch of stuff and new videos for ya’ll. For now, enjoy the horse joke of the week:

A horse walked up to the racetrack betting window and plopped his money down. “I want to bet fifty pounds on myself to win the fifth race,” said the horse. “I don’t believe it!” said the astonished clerk. “You don’t believe what?”, said the horse, “That I can talk?” “No”, replied the clerk, “You don’t stand a chance of winning the fifth race.

Need a laugh? Check out previous horse jokes

I apologize for not writing anything for the past two weeks. But there have been threats against my life! If you see this guy…please tell him that I am a great horse and he shouldn’t be jealous of my fame. Thank you. ~ Karen

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